Due to the excessive use of the right to sue people, I must include this paragraph. I, Ted Parkman, fully understand that Pioneer Entertainment or some other company wise enough to support anime owns all characters mentioned in the following story. Tenchi Masaki, etc. are all fictitious anime characters owned by Pioneer or their respective companies. I will use these characters in this story for entertainment purposes only. I have no intention of making a profit from this fan fiction. Arigatô.

Inside the Masaki house, Aeka is dusting the furniture. Washu had finally agreed to change her back to normal, though with much reluctance. Mihoshi and Kione are still absent, but Aeka had received a message from Kione earlier on.
“I’m having the time of my life here at Alpha Centauri. Don’t worry about me, cause I’ve never felt better!” Kione had held up a glass of wine and nodded at the screen. Then, her image disappeared, the transmission over. Sasami is busy grooming Ryo-ohki, debating over whether she should put a cute ribbon on Ryo-ohki, or just give her some clip-on earrings to decorate her large ears. Washu is working on a new invention. So far, it looks like a large jet engine. On her keypad screen, the image of a rotating jet fighter and the words “VF-11 Thunderbolt” in one corner are clearly visible. Noboyuki is at the marketplace, while Yosho is attending a seminar on meditative healing in a nearby town. Aeka has just finished cleaning up a wooden side table when the front door opens. She looks to see Tenchi race inside.
“How are you, Lord Tenchi?” she asks with a courteous smile.
“Not now, Aeka,” says Tenchi absentmindedly, about to head for the stairs.
“What’s wrong, Tenchi? Are you feeling okay?” she grabs hold of his arm. “Please, tell me.” She swings him around and suddenly notices a red mark on his neck. “Oh my! Has she bitten you? Poor Tenchi!” She embraces him somewhat shyly, but enough to try and comfort him, not like he needs it.
Tenchi is about to tell her to let go of him, when he is reminded of what Aeka might do if she finds out that he loves Ryoko. He sighs. What am I to do? “Umm, Aeka. Now that you mention it, I do feel a little ill.”
“I knew it! Whatever Ryoko did to your mind yesterday must still be bothering you. Fear not, Lord Tenchi. I will go get Yosho. He will know what to do. Now, you just lie down on that sofa over there and relax. I won’t be gone for long.” She turns around and heads for the door, whispering “(Anything for you, my love,)” to herself in the process.
Tenchi watches her leave. Take your time, he thinks to himself as Aeka goes outside. That was easier than I thought. He makes sure Aeka is far enough away so she cannot see him through the windows, and then races up the stairs. The door to Ryoko’s room seems like a doorway to a new life as he approaches it. He opens the door to her room and hurries inside, shutting the door behind him. Ryoko is lying face down on her bed, asleep. He walks over to her and notices that the area on her pillow around her face is moist from tears. A sharp pang of guilt shoots through him, suppressing his giddiness. He puts a hand on Ryoko’s shoulder and shakes her gently. “Ryoko…wake up. It’s me, Tenchi.” She starts to stir. Almost immediately, Ryoko lifts her face up from her pillow. As her vision comes back into focus, she sees Tenchi kneeling at the side of her bed, his worried face staring at her.
“You came back?” she asks, uncertainly. Tenchi nods. Suddenly, she is full of life. “Tenchi! I thought I lost you!” She launches herself at him and hugs him tightly; tears of joy streaming down her face. Tenchi returns the embrace, rocking Ryoko side to side as she sobs.
“I promise I will never again run away from you, my dangerously divine.” Tenchi stands up, Ryoko doing the same, and he holds her at arms length, looking into her big amber eyes. “Want to know why? Because I love you more than anything.” Ryoko shivers in excitement in hearing him say that. “Ryoko, I never want to hurt you again. I never did. I promise to no longer act childish or timid, and I’ll certainly try not to act stupid. I’m really, very sorry about what I did. It was a dumb thing for me to do, running away like that, again. I hope you can forgive me.”
Ryoko looks at him, and then her face becomes mischievous. “You’re not going to get away with what you did that easily, Tenchi.” She closes her eyes and moves her face closer to his. Tenchi hesitates, but then does the same. Their lips meet carefully at first, then fully. Ryoko and Tenchi kiss for a while, when all of a sudden Tenchi feels her warm, moist tongue slide in between his lips and enter his mouth. She starts to probe around, and then finally strokes the back of his throat with the tip of her tongue. He feels sheer ecstasy reverberate through him, and he begins to fondle Ryoko’s tongue with his own, noticing how...perfect and warm her tongue is. Tenchi and Ryoko play inside each other’s mouths for quite a while, neither wanting to stop, but both finding it hard to breath. Tenchi starts to turn blue, and finally breaks the connection, inhaling deeply. Ryoko breathes deeply and looks at him with satisfaction, yet her eyes start to look at him lustfully. Tenchi stares back at her, their eyes doing the talking. Then, both of them fall onto Ryoko’s bed. Tenchi lies down next to her and just looks at her, full of delight. Ready?
I certainly am!
Okay…so… Tenchi rolls on top of Ryoko, their noses touching. Ryoko wraps her legs around Tenchi’s, so that her feet are pressed against his calves. She scoots back and up towards the back of the bed, feeling Tenchi’s cock hardening against her pelvis. Ryoko is now sitting up, her legs wrapped around Tenchi’s hips. Tenchi spreads his legs under Ryoko’s, so that his feet are pointing towards the pillow; his legs making a “V” shape underneath Ryoko’s legs. Tenchi doesn’t waste time. He pulls off his shirt and helps Ryoko rid herself of first her white vest, then slides the rest of her suit down off her shoulders and to her belt. Just as he suspected, she isn’t wearing any undergarments. Her breasts look so inviting. He leans forward a little, and the two lose their balance. Tenchi falls on top of Ryoko, her breasts pressing against his chest, their hearts thumping madly. He starts to kiss her on the lips, then begins to work his way down to her neck, nibbling on Ryoko’ flesh gently. Ryoko groans with pleasure, and she starts to massage his back with her hands. Tenchi is now down to her collarbone, and then runs his tongue along her chest, stopping on her left breast. He scoots himself down a bit, taking Ryoko’s belt a couple inches down along with him, and then puts his mouth over her right nipple. He runs his tongue gently over the tip of it, and then starts to suck it. Ryoko shudders with ecstasy, saying Tenchi’s name over and over, her voice full of joy. Tenchi tickles Ryoko’s other breast, and she shudders even more. “Tenchi! I’m going to cum!” Tenchi works on her chest more vigorously, placing his face between her tits and fondling them with his hands. He blows air from his mouth, making a raspberry noise with Ryoko’s cleavage. She giggles and arches her back a little. “Quite fooling around, Tenchi!” Tenchi finishes that area up by running the tip of his tongue from her navel back up to the lower curve of her left breast, then over the hardened nipple and down the upper curve. Ryoko seems to practically vibrate with ecstasy. Now Tenchi works his way downtown, inch by inch, kissing her chest, then belly, then navel, then pelvis, and then reaches her wrinkled up belt. Ryoko unwraps her legs from his back, and straightens them out, making it easier for Tenchi as he removes her black belt (no pun intended). He then grabs her bunched up clothing, so far still covering her pelvis and legs. He pulls it completely off in one motion, tossing it aside as he continues his descent along Ryoko’s body. His face stops right over her pussy. He runs a finger along it, and Ryoko shudders once more, but this time from an orgasm. Sweet smelling juices dribble out from her slit, stimulating Tenchi with their aroma. Greedily, he starts to lap up the liquids, savoring the immensely bittersweet taste. Tenchi marvels at the deliciousness of Ryoko. She tastes like sweet caramel, with a hint of very good ale. As his tongue strokes Ryoko’s pussy, she inhales sharply, arching her back and accidentally getting Tenchi’s tongue to go in. His eyes widen at first, but then he relaxes. He starts to tonguefuck her, Ryoko shouting out in pleasure. After a while of Tenchi inserting his tongue forcefully into the warm, sweet slit, he rolls off of Ryoko, gasping for breath. Ryoko gives him barely any time to relax. She rolls onto him and kisses him long and hard. Then, she moves to her right and sticks her tongue into Tenchi’s left ear, licking it. She then backs off of him, scooting down the bed to get at his pants. Unzipping and then tugging, Ryoko frowns. “Muyo underwear, Tenchi. I don’t use it. Ever.” She rips off his boxers. Tenchi’s manhood springs out. Ryoko looks at it lustfully, positioning herself so her face is right above it. Then, before he knows what’s happening, Tenchi feels Ryoko’s lips close around the tip. Fireworks explode in his head; the pleasure is so intense! Tenchi shivers with ecstasy as Ryoko caresses his cock with her tongue. Then, she lowers down all the way to the base of his shaft. He feels Ryoko’s mouth slide up and down, his tip bumping into the back of her throat with each descent. Tenchi cries out with pleasure, and Ryoko feels something warm and gooey get shot into her mouth. Swallowing with glee, Ryoko starts to massage Tenchi’s shaft with her tongue, stroking it up and down, then wrapping around and continuing the bobbing motion. All of a sudden, Ryoko starts to pivot on his shaft, and soon Tenchi’s head is between her legs. Tenchi obediently tonguefucks her again, while Ryoko sucks his, both keeping a mental note why the term sixty-nine is so popular. After a while, Ryoko gets exhausted and rolls off of Tenchi, the sparks that were exploding on the edges of their visions only now fading away. The two lie next to each other, smiling and breathing heavily. After a while, Ryoko looks at him. “That felt wonderful, Tenchi,” she sighs, starting to toy with his cock with her hands.
Tenchi feels another ejaculation coming. He nods vigorously and responds, “It felt like I was in heaven.” Cum shoots out all over Ryoko’s hands, and she starts to lick it off of her hands with pleasure. As she sucks on a cum-covered finger, Tenchi says, “Still got some energy left for more?”
Ryoko nods. “Tenchi, for you, I have plenty of energy.”
Tenchi grins. “Well, then, shall we finish the job?”
Ryoko frowns at him. “Who said anything about having to finish up?”
He chuckles, rolling once more on top of her. As Ryoko nibbles Tenchi’s right ear, Tenchi eases himself into her. The waves of pleasure wash through him once more, when suddenly, Tenchi feels something blocking him, then a tear and he continues to descend. Ryoko cries out in pain and pleasure. Blood starts to seep out from her pussy. Tenchi panics and backs off, sitting up next to her. “Ryoko! Are you all right?”
Ryoko grimaces. “Never better, Tenchi.”
Tenchi stares at her. “So…does this mean you were a virgin?” He looks at her, astonished.
Ryoko smiles at him, weakly. “Surprise.”
Tenchi looks at her, worried. “Hang on, I’ll go get you some damp washcloths.” He jumps off the bed, pulls on his pants and t-shirt, and runs over to the door. He flings it open, and sees a short, red-haired woman walking his way. “Shimóta!” he yells, slamming the door shut and locking it.
“Tenchi! I want to show you my new invention!” comes a voice from the other side of the door.
“Not now, Washu!”
“What are you doing in there? That’s not your room!” She peeks her head in through the door. “What’s that smell? Oh my!”
“MOM!” yells Ryoko, scrambling to pull some covers over herself. “Get the fuck outta here!” Ryoko phase-shifts over to stand next to Tenchi, fully clothed. “Don’t make me tell you again, Mother!” Ryoko starts to form an energy sphere in one hand, and grabs Washu’s shirt collar with the other.
Washu looks at her, a little disgruntled. “Gomen nasai!” She phase-shifts a foot away, out of Ryoko’s grasp. “Well, well. I had a feeling you were up to something. You were making a lot of noise, you were. Well, then I guess you two enjoy yourselves. I’m going back to my laboratory. Hmph!” She phase-shifts back to her lab, and Ryoko suddenly collapses onto the floor with a moan.
“Ryoko!” Tenchi hurriedly scoops her up in his arms, and carries her back to her bed. “I think you should rest for now, my dangerously divine. You look tired,” he says, looking extremely concerned.
“I’m fine, Tenchi!” She tries to sit up in bed, but suddenly feels dizzy and falls back down again. “I feel…I feel sleepy.”
“Then sleep! Please, Ryoko. If it makes you feel any better, I’ll sleep next to you. We can continue on with what we were doing tomorrow, okay?”
Ryoko shakes her head. “Just give me a couple of hours, and I’ll be as good as new. Promise me you’ll wake me up before lunchtime. Promise me!”
“I promise. Everyone would get suspicious if we weren’t present for lunch, anyway.”
Ryoko relaxes, smiling. “Thank you, Tenchi.” Soon, she is fast asleep. Tenchi sets the alarm clock to go off at eleven-thirty. He then pulls the covers up on Ryoko, and then gets into bed next to her. He watches her sleep, looking so peaceful and beautiful. I love you, Ryoko. He runs his fingers through her cyan hair, smiling, and then closes his eyes to fall asleep as well.
Tenchi finds himself in a large, green meadow. The sky looks beautiful, and a gentle breeze blows through the grass. “Tenchi! Yoo-hoo! Tenchi, over here!” Tenchi turns to see Ryoko running towards him, her arms open wide. Tenchi runs towards her, embracing her and then swinging her around in his arms, the two laughing merrily. They get dizzy and fall down on the grass. Ryoko laughs and looks at him, smiling. “Oh, Tenchi. I want to spend the rest of my life with no one but you! Take me to see the universe, Tenchi!” Tenchi smiles back at her, and says, “Of course, Ryoko.” He stands up and helps Ryoko to her feet, then the two dash off through the meadow, hand in hand. Tenchi can see Ryo-ohki nearby. “Over here, Ryo-ohki!” he calls out. Ryo-ohki turns and looks at him, her ears perked up in excitement. She lets out a loud meow and leaps into the air, changing into a large spaceship. Tenchi and Ryoko are beamed aboard, and Ryo-ohki begins to ascend towards the clouds. Suddenly, the sky turns very dark, and warning signs flash all around Tenchi and Ryoko. “What is it, Ryo-ohki?” Ryoko asks, frowning. Ryo-ohki meows, and displays a large screen in front of Ryoko, showing a ship heading towards them. Ryoko gasps, “It can’t be! I thought it crashed!” Tenchi and Ryoko look in astonishment as what is clearly the Ryu-oh, Aeka’s former spaceship, heading straight for them. Suddenly, a screen appears on Ryo-ohki’s large dome, showing Aeka’s face.
“Ahhhhhahahaha!” laughs Aeka insanely. “Never fear, Lord Tenchi! I’ll save you!” The Ryu-oh crashes headlong into Ryo-ohki, and the two enormous spaceships hurtle towards the ground. Fire erupts all over the place as the ground rushes up to greet them. Tenchi and Ryoko scream in terror, holding onto each other for dear life. Moments before impact, “Thesis of a Cruel Angel” plays loudly in Tenchi’s ears.
“Ahhh!” yells Tenchi, sitting upright quickly. Confused, he looks around, and finally realizes that the alarm clock went off. Ryoko moans in annoyance, covering her ears with a pillow.
“…moshimo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara…watashi wa sou jiyuu wo shiru tame no Baiburu!!!” plays the clock’s radio, and Tenchi pushes the snooze button, silencing it.(Author’s note: “Great. Now I got the song going through my head.”) He sits down on the bed, trying to calm down his rapidly thumping heart. Then, he turns to face Ryoko. “Ryoko! Wake up!” Ryoko opens her eyes, blinking.
“Good day, Tenchi.” She says, yawning. She then reaches up to kiss him.
Tenchi, after several minutes, remembers why he set the alarm. “Come on, Ryoko. We better go downstairs. Lunch will start soon.”
The two walk out of Ryoko’s room and head towards the stairs.
“Lord Tenchi, there you are! I’ve been looking for y-” Aeka notices Ryoko is with Tenchi -both of them looking weary- and her face starts to turn dark red. A strange aura starts to surround Aeka as she summons the power of Jurai. Yosho, standing next to her, looks at Aeka in shock.
“What…no Aeka!”
Tenchi stops, utterly terrified. “Shimóta! Osai dekígoto!” (Shit! It’s happening!)