Due to the excessive use of the right to sue people, I must include this paragraph. I, Ted Parkman, fully understand that Pioneer Entertainment or some other company wise enough to support anime owns all characters mentioned in the following story. Tenchi Masaki, etc. are all fictitious anime characters owned by Pioneer or their respective companies. I will use these characters in this story for entertainment purposes only. I have no intention of making a profit from this fan fiction. Arigatô.

No Need For A Perfect Couple Part Two

Reality rushes back and fills his vision again. Washu is staring at him, scared. In the distance he can hear Sasami crying uncontrollably. Suddenly, a wind starts around him. He feels his soul strengthening, and notices that he is glowing.
Washu looks at him in awe. “The…it’s the Lighthawk Wings!”
Tenchi feels like it’s been such a long time since he last was in touch with this power, but he immediately knows what to do. He turns to look at Ryoko’s still form. Raising his arms, he closes his eyes and prays for all he’s worth to bring Ryoko back. Tenchi glows brighter than ever, and the light suddenly engulfs Ryoko as well. Memories of Ryoko flood Tenchi’s mind, forcing him to concentrate even harder.
“Tenchi!!!”
For several seconds, the light is intense and blinding. Then, it disappears and Tenchi falls onto his knees, shuddering. There is a coughing noise, and Tenchi looks up to see Ryoko jerk violently, water spouting from her mouth. She then opens her eyes and slowly sits up. Tenchi stares. “You’re alive?”
Washu gasps. “Amazing.”
Ryoko stands up and works her joints, making sure she is alive. She then looks at Tenchi, smiling. “Thank you, Tenchi.” Immediately she flies towards him and flings her arms around him.
Yosho is sitting down at the shrine’s table, Aeka on the opposite side. Yosho sighs. “I was afraid that someday this would happen. It would be either you or Ryoko. Now we must decide what to do. I don’t know if Tenchi will ever forgive you, but I know you aren’t really responsible for it. The power of Jurai is, well, powerful. It is very easy for someone to become overwhelmed by it. If used wrongly, it can corrupt a person’s heart and mind. You were momentarily obsessed with its power.” He sips a cup of tea.
Aeka is staring at the table, shocked. She says nothing, so Yosho continues. “I fear that I must ask you to never again use that power on this planet for combat. It is too dangerous. However, I will allow you to use the power only if you use it for good. For starters, why not try rebuilding the house?” Aeka looks up at him, confused. “You heard right, Aeka. All you need to do is visualize the house in perfect form, and then call upon Jurai to give you the power to rebuild it from the debris you created. At least rebuilding the house would give us a home again, and I think it’s fair if you build all of it. But don’t worry about it right now. For now, relax. You’ve had a terrible experience.” He gets up and leaves the shrine hut. Aeka stares at nothing, her mind utterly confused. After a moment, Yosho rushes back inside the hut. “Aeka, come quickly! Ryoko’s alive!”
“What?!” Aeka gets up and follows him out. Sure enough, Ryoko is alive. She and Tenchi are embracing, while Washu is doing a little dance, laughing happily. Sasami is racing over to hug Ryoko and Tenchi, while Noboyuki stays where he is, dumbstruck. Aeka approaches carefully, unsure of what to say. Thank goodness she’s alive…I think. Tenchi finally lets go of Ryoko and turns to face everyone, smiling. He notices Aeka and his smile fades. Aeka looks at the ground in shame. “Lord Tenchi. I…I apologize for my terrible actions. I accept full responsibility for what happened. If you wish, I will punish myself to the full extent.”
Tenchi looks at her, pity in his eyes. “Muyo shame, Aeka. I know that this was all actually my fault. I should have told you that I love Ryoko, rather than wait until you found out.”
Aeka starts to cry, and Ryoko sighs. “Aeka. Look, I just want you to know that…that I bear no grudges against you. You fought for Tenchi exceptionally well, however I’m afraid the fighting is over.” She looks at Tenchi, determination in her eyes. She marches boldly over to Aeka and sticks out her right arm, requesting that the two shake hands. Everyone but Ryoko does a double take. Tenchi falls down in surprise and Washu yells out “WHAT!?” Aeka gasps, staring at Ryoko. Then, slowly, as if about to touch a hot coal, she extends her right arm. The two shake hands, though only for a millisecond. Ryoko nods her head and says, “Aeka, I hope you realize that I won. I don’t want to have to put up with your fighting anymore. From now on, let there be peace between us.”
Aeka recovers herself and says, “Agreed. Congratulations, you rogue. You’ve won Tenchi’s heart fair and square.” She nods her head slowly, and then suddenly loses control of herself. “Oh Lord Tenchi, why? Don’t you know that I love you? This is just…this is not fair!”
Ryoko rolls her eyes and walks back over to Tenchi. “She’s hopeless,” she says. But Tenchi walks over to Aeka and puts an arm around her. “I’m sorry Aeka. This is how it’s got to be. Besides, there are plenty of eligible princes back at Jurai.”
Aeka sobs. “But none of them are of the royal family of Jurai!”
Tenchi looks at her, a little worried. “I know. That’s what I’m trying to tell you!”
Aeka looks at him, confused. “What do you mean by that?”
Tenchi smiles sheepishly. “Aeka, here on Earth it’s a little…well…odd, to marry someone from your own family.
“Illegal too,” adds Ryoko.
Aeka looks at the two of them, surprised. “It…it is?”
Tenchi nods. “Aeka, inbreeding can be very risky. Children from parents of the same family are usually mutated or are born with some dangerous disease! You mean you never knew that?”
Aeka looks down at the ground. “No.”
Ryoko looks surprised. “My goodness! I thought royalty are supposed to be smart!”
Aeka glares at her. “It was to keep the blood pure! It is royal tradition to keep the family blood strictly of our family!”
Ryoko chuckles. “You royal types are so naive!”
Aeka frowns at her. “Don’t ever insult the royal Jurai family, Miss Ryoko.”
Tenchi clears his throat. “Well, I think we oughta rebuild the house, if you don’t mind.”
Aeka blinks, and then nods, “Yes, of course.”
Surprisingly, the entire house is rebuilt in under an hour! Aeka used her Jurain power to simply reassemble every single molecule that made up the Masaki residence. It wasn’t as difficult as it sounds. Washu is no longer mad at Aeka. Aeka was nice enough to create a highly efficient nuclear fission plant for Washu to use in her lab. Ryo-ohki has found a new friend in Tai-ohki. They were last heard doing a race around Saturn’s outer rings. Aeka has started to relax a little, though she is busy reading a list of eligible princes that was sent to her straight from Jurai.
“Oh my! Taikiro Iwashi! I remember him from one of my marriage conferences! Hmmm…” Sasami is busy cooking lunch, finally. This time, it’s Chinese food. Noboyuki is examining his remodeled bedroom.
“Whoohoo! A hot tub!” he yells. Tenchi and Ryoko are busy playing one of Tenchi’s video games. As usual when playing them, Ryoko is losing.
“Don’t go easy on me, just because I’m not that good, Tenchi.” Her character suddenly dies when Tenchi’s unleashes a fireball on it. “Shit.”
From the kitchen can be heard Sasami. “Lunch is ready! Come and get it!” The floor shakes as Noboyuki rushes down the stairs to the kitchen.
“Come on, Tenchi. I’m starving,” says Ryoko, and she helps him to his feet. Tenchi tickles her playfully, kissing her hard in the process. Ryoko giggles as his lips and tongue run along, and in, her mouth. She then pushes him away. “Hey, there’ll be time for that later. Come on, Tenchi. I’m hungry!” And with that, the two head for the door hand in hand, Tenchi pinching Ryoko’s ass along the way. “Ooh! You little ecchi!” She takes hold of both his arms and slams them against his hips. She looks at him, her eyes full of passion. “Please be patient,” she whispers, kissing him before he can respond. Finally, they exit Tenchi’s room and head towards the kitchen.
As they reach the kitchen, they notice that some are already eating. Aeka is reading a biography on Taikiro Iwashi, while grabbing chunks of fried rice with some chopsticks.
“Did you know that Taikiro here came up with a theory for how black holes are linked to natural disasters? Fascinating,” she says, though mostly to herself. Noboyuki is piling his plate high with sweet and sour pork, while Yosho pours himself a cup of tea. (You’d think he’d get tired of that stuff after awhile. Maybe the tea is a special blend from Tsunami, making him keep his current form.) Sasami is busying herself with a pot of water, monitoring the temperature as it starts to boil. Tenchi and Ryoko sit down next to each other, and Tenchi reaches for a bowl of war wonton. He offers some to Ryoko, and she looks at him quizzically.
“It’s called war wonton, Ryoko. A somewhat hot soup that I’m sure you would like.” Ryo-ohki is having a carrot-eating contest with Tai-ohki. Upon noticing Tai-ohki, Ryoko asks. “Wait a minute. Where’s Washu at?”
“You don’t need to worry about sweet little Washu anymore,” comes a menacing, obnoxious voice from behind Ryoko. Aeka looks up and gasps.
Tenchi spins around and sees a man towering over him, pale with white hair. “K-Kagato!? It can’t be!”
Noboyuki looks up from his plate and almost chokes on a piece of pork.
Ryoko looks over her shoulder, frowning. Noticing him, she shudders violently in unnerving alarm. “Shit!” She phase-shifts over to stand near Kagato, powering up an energy blast.
Kagato looks at her in mock panic. “Oh no, not you again!” He exclaims sarcastically. Ryoko’s eyes blaze with hatred as she unleashes a sphere of reddish-orange energy. Her attack passes right through him, and the kitchen window as well, utterly destroying it. Kagato flickers and disappears.
“What the hell?” says Ryoko, blinking in surprise. From behind her, someone is chuckling. Washu appears from around the corner, walking into the room.
“So, what do you think of my new invention, eh? I call it the Foe Illusion Apparatus! It pretty much creates a hologram of your most hated enemy, and a very realistic one I might add. Sorry to give you such a scare, but wasn’t that cool?” Ryoko glares at Washu and grabs the short scientist by the shirt collar, hefting her two feet off the ground (no pun intended). “Listen, Mom. I happen to not only hate that bastard, I also hate it when someone toys with my mind, got it? Don’t you ever do that to me again, or so help me I’ll blast the sh-”
“Miss Ryoko! That is no way to treat your mother!” pipes Aeka in shock.
“You stay outta this, your highness!” She glares at Aeka.
Aeka bristles. “You will use proper respect when addressing me!”
“Or you’ll what?” Ryoko suddenly stops, recalling the events that happened earlier that day. What am I getting myself into?
Aeka doesn’t notice Ryoko’s hesitation. Her face reddens with anger and she says, “Why I’ll…I’ll.” Aeka clenches her fists, and Yosho puts a hand on her shoulder, trying to calm her down. “Remember what I told you, Aeka.” She sighs and nods, returning her attention to the biography of Taikiro Iwashi.
“That’s more like it,” says Ryoko, a little relieved, and then she turns her head to look at Washu once again. “Now, where were we?”
“Oh let go of me, already! I promise I won’t pull a stunt like that ever again!” Washu crosses her fingers behind her back. At least never again for today!
“Don’t worry about it. I just got caught off guard. I mean, it’s not everyday your worst enemy disturbs you while your eating, now is it?” She bites viciously from the roll.
“Ryoko, you know that he’s dead, right?” Tenchi rubs her shoulder with his hand.
“Well, yeah. But that hologram looked so real!”
“Why thank you,” says Washu, dodging a half-eaten egg roll that Ryoko tosses.
As everyone continues eating, there is a sudden whine of engines outside. Yosho frowns, looking out the window. “Oh, it’s the Yugami. About time those two showed up.” He walks outside to watch the ship land. Washu, Noboyuki and Sasami join him. Tenchi gets up as well, and manages to persuade Ryoko to follow him outside. Aeka is distracted by her book, and doesn’t leave the table.
Outside, the enormous red spaceship descends towards the lake. Mist sprays in every direction as the Yugami hovers a few feet above the watery surface. A beam of light extends from the ship, resting on the shore. Kione can be seen floating down it, her face looking very pleased.
“Hey Kione! How are you?” yells Sasami.
“Never better, Sasami! And you?”
“I’m feeling okay.”
Kione, all smiles, lands on the shore, and approaches the group. Tenchi looks at her, a little worried. “Um, Kione? Where’s Mihoshi?”
“Who?”
Tenchi falls down in surprise, and everyone else stares at Kione, their eyes wide in shock.
“You mean to tell us that Mihoshi isn’t here?” Says Ryoko.
“Where did she go?” asks Sasami, upset.
Kione simply chuckles, and heads for the house. “Something smells good. What did you cook this time, Sasami?” But before Sasami can reply, Kione disappears inside the house.
“Oh, hello Kione,” says Aeka, not taking her eyes off her book.
“Nice day, isn’t it Aeka?”
“I suppose.”
“Well I certainly think it is, now that Mihoshi is no longer around to bother me.”
“What?!”
“Oh, muyo worry Aeka. I didn’t kill her. Nagi was nice enough to do that for me.”
“Nagi!? But, but Kione! I thought you and Mihoshi were finally getting along!”
“Whatever gave you that idea?” She starts piling food onto a clean plate.
“But…but…” she looks at Kione, her eyes full of terror.
Kione sighs. “Now look here, Aeka. I am not planning on murdering anybody. I’m not like that! It’s just that I think my life is going pretty well right now! Mihoshi is dead!”
“Um…okay then.” She returns to her book, trying to slow down her terrified heart.
Kione walks over to the front door. “Hey! What are you all waiting for! Come inside before the food gets cold!” The group looks at her uncomfortably, and then reluctantly heads towards the house.
Once everyone is seated again, Kione tells her story. “So here we are, on board Yugami, searching for Nagi the infamous bounty hunter.”
Ryoko growls at the mention of that name.
Kione continues. “We have just passed through the asteroid belt when all of a sudden we see the Ken-ohki, Nagi’s spaceship! It is heading straight for us. I tell Mihoshi to ready the weapons, when all of a sudden Ken-ohki attacks. As the ship zooms past us, I ready our own cannons. But when I try to fire, nothing happens! Our weapons system was damaged from the attack. Ken-ohki attacks once again, and Yugami’s engines die out. Next thing I know, I see the Ken-ohki docking with our ship, and so I grab my gun and head for the docking port, instructing Mihoshi to follow. We race down hallways, warning sirens and lights playing along the walls. Later on, as we round a corner, something leaps on us. I black out. I guess I wake up later on onboard Ken-ohki, for I’m trapped in some energy sphere and the ship I’m in looks very weird. Anyhow, Nagi is holding a gun and pointing it at me. She says something about worthless hostages, and I start to panic. I can’t remember well what happened, but in the middle of my yelling and begging, she drops the gun and releases me. She then made me do a little errand for her at the Galaxy Police, and I managed to escape afterwards unharmed. And here I am now!”
“But what about Mihoshi?” asks Noboyuki.
Kione smiles. “Well, while I was trapped in the energy sphere onboard Ken-ohki, I noticed that Mihoshi was similarly trapped next to me. However, when I awoke and saw that Nagi was holding up her gun, I also noticed that she must have shot and killed Mihoshi while I was unconscious. Poor Mihoshi, she was definitely dead.”
There is silence as everyone stops eating and stares at Kione.
“It’s a miracle you made it back in one peace,” says Noboyuki. “I, er, we were all very worried about you.”
Sasami starts to cry. “Mishoshi’s dead! Why did she have to die?”
Noboyuki pats her on the back. “There, there Sasami. I’m sure she died bravely.”
Kione snorts, then starts to load up her plate with food.
After lunch, Kione decides to just relax. Noboyuki had offered his bedroom to her, which she refused outright. Instead, she heads for the extra-dimensional bathroom. Noboyuki heads for his room to test out his new hot tub. Washu starts having a conversation with a hologram of Nagi, the fake bounty hunter actually smiling, which looks even more odd than the fact that a replica of Nagi is in the Masaki residence.
“So. I hear you managed to kill Mihoshi, Nagi. Congratulations! That means my labs are safer!” Washu chuckles to herself.
Ryo-ohki falls asleep after managing to eat a record forty-five carrots! Tai-ohki is grumbling unhappily; she had only managed to eat twelve. Yosho decides to go for a walk. Aeka is now halfway done with her book. Sasami starts to clean the kitchen.
Without a word, Tenchi and Ryoko race off to Tenchi’s room, closing the door and locking it. Ryoko pulls Tenchi towards her and hugs him. He falls into her embrace, and then lifts her chin to kiss her. Their tongues toy with one another for a while, and Tenchi presses himself against her even harder. Their desire for each other intensifies, as does the pressure in Tenchi’s pants. Ryoko starts to feel Tenchi’s body all over with her hands. She ruffles up his hair, then slides her hands down his back and grabs his ass, shoving him against her even closer. Tenchi moans in pain as she does this, wanting more than anything to just fuck her right then and there. He grabs the back of Ryoko’s clothing and pulls off her top. She happens to be wearing some regular clothes today. She giggles and maneuvers him over to the bed, her hands starting to toy with his crotch. Patience, Tenchi. I’m really enjoying this. Tenchi lies Ryoko down on the bed, and then unbuttons his shirt. He slips his arms under Ryoko’s body as he lies down on top of her. Ryoko licks the tip of his nose as Tenchi tugs on her pants. Noticing the trouble he’s having, Ryoko simply phase-shifts the pants off of her. “Thanks, Ryoko.” She smiles at him and says, “Now, Tenchi. Make love to me.” Tenchi nods obediently and unzips his pants, realizing that he had forgot to put on a new pair of boxers after Ryoko had ripped them off during their first time. “Now you’re getting the hang of it, Tenchi,” Ryoko says approvingly, then gasps when Tenchi suddenly drives his cock into her. The pleasure is beyond anything either of them had ever felt before. Ryoko’s warm, fairly tight pussy presses against his shaft as he starts to pump in and out. His nerves in that area are going insane. His mind is clouding with sheer ecstasy. Ryoko is moaning happily, and starts to thrust her abdomen up against him, increasing the pleasure a hundred fold. Tenchi suddenly feels an ejaculation coming (no pun intended) and shuts his eyes, trying to stay conscious with all the extreme sensations running through his head (again, no pun intended). Ryoko feels Tenchi unload a rather large amount into her, and she feels dizzy with ecstasy as warm liquids shoot up into her. Tenchi gasps in surprise, the pleasure so intense he nearly blacks out. After a while, he notices that Ryoko has stopped her thrusting motions, and opens his eyes to see her smiling up at him, looking thoroughly beat. Tenchi pulls out and lies down next to her. He sighs. “Wow.” Ryoko makes a noise of agreement. In a matter of seconds, both of them are fast asleep. A life of happiness and opportunities awaits them. Together at last.
End of Episode 44
Hope you enjoyed this three-part fanfic!
CREDITS
Oh screw it.
However, I would like to add that if any huge, trillion-yen corporations were destroyed in
this story, that is all coincidence. Destruction of certain elements is by no means an attempt to
display the author’s opinions on certain things. Thank you.


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